What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 16:15
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Make Nazis afraid again!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
How do I develop the patience to read books?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!